I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...