Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
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Wart’s new!
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If the NSA ran Christmas…
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Oboe jokes
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Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...