Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...