half of everything
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Only in America…
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Newfie goes skydiving
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
How Lawyers Do It
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Proctologist Definitions
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Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Pencils
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