You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...