A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...