Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...