The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...