Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...