Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...