Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...