These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
The insane conductor
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...