True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...