The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...