When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!