‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...