A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...