Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...