1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...