Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...