Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...