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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Microsoft buys church
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Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
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Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
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A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Save the country
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An academic problem
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