Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...