English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...