Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...