I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...