Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....