How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Pondering old age
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George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...