Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...