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Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
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What Not to Name Your Dog
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Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
A Well Dressed Man
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Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
The system crash song
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