After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...