Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...