NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...