Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
The results of statistics
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Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...