Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...