Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!