Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...