Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...