Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...