Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...