The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...