The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...