Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...