Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...