Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Statistical one-liners
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Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...