Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...