Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...