Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...