What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...