Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...